And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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