Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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