If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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