This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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