Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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