try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I looked at my own cervix.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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