remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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