i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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