but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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