I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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