The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tell her she can't have a vagina
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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