So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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