But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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