If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
