We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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