Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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