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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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