just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
