it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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