wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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