Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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