My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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