Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
