But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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