Three words: puerto rican gang bang
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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