Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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