Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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