with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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