I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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