sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
