I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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