At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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