Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
