im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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