Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We don't watch enough power rangers
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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