So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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