Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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