He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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