When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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