I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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