I don't think brook has ever known best
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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