He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
