I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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