drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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