Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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