My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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