The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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