so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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