loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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