omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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