I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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