so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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