Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
