Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He has the fingertips of a God
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