i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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