i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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