My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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